Sports Fans

Here's a little rant about sports fans. Most of them are idiots. I'm a sports fan, but not an idiot. An idiot would be someone, lets say, at a Phillies game who clearly drank too much walking up to lets say, my friend who is in a Red Sox Jersey, and right to their face says... "F*#k the Red Sox. Congrats, you are now white trash. Or maybe the countless assholes that don't let you out when you're trying to get out of the parking lot after a game. Thanks. Someone let you in jackass, how bout me? Here's another. A father telling his eight year old all about baseball and all of it being WRONG. When 90% of all sports writers say and 45,000 fans chant MVP for Jimmy Rollins, you shouldn't tell your son that he is no MVP. He's selfish. It should Chase Utley or even Ryan Howard is a better choice then J-RO. No, they are not. Great players. But Rollins is the MVP. He is what makes this team go. He is the MVP jackass. Stop telling your son all these lies. And he's a little league coach? Idiot. Or my favorite. The guy at the bar wearing the Cowboys jersey and screaming at the TV that the Eagles suck. Congrats you're 4-0 so far. You also have sucked for ten years now. Eventually, you will start win again. Where the F' were you when the Eagles won 4 of 5 division titles. 4 NFC Championship games. A Super Bowl. Oh wait, you tell me to stop living in the past. Well sir, the 90's are long gone and that's the last time the Cowboys mattered. Laces out Romo. Oh wait, you can't even hold the ball long enough. Nice hold last year in the playoffs jackass. I'm sure I have more. But I'm tired and writing this is just pissing me off more. GO PHILS!!!