Where's Mike, I Wanna Talk To Mike

I'm surrounded by Mike's. Seriously I am. My first friend ever was a dude named Mike. I'm still friends with today, except he's now Bald Mike. A little bald in the front, a little in the back, but he kept telling everyone that was his hairline? Right. Hence the name... Bald Mike. The next Mike I came in contact was Mike B. To protect the innocent, He'll be Mike B. Boy could that boy jump. One hell of a basketball player. Unfortunately, a little left of center. Or maybe right of center. Who knows? Odd, but a good guy. I don't think we ever nicknamed him. But we never see him now, so it doesn't matter. Next up was Mike Brady. His last name wasn't Brady, but he worked with floorplans, so Mike Brady was born. He's since departed as well. Not dead, just not around. Then there was Mike. He still around and he's still just... Mike. My boy's step-father-in-law. Good guy. Dry sense of humor. He could drink... and drink... and drink. He would walk home and have beer in hand and another in his pocket. It was a long walk. Mike. And finally, there was Mike Mosley. Firemarshall Mike. Sugar Mike. Big Mike. He's my favorite Mike. Funny as hell. And boy can he clear a room. He has a gift. Firemarshall because he had a bright red jacket. Sugar because of the boxer with the last name Mosley and the nickname Sugar. And well, he's a big guy. We had a friend one time tell him "he gets bigger everytime he sees him." Mike should have put boot up his ass. Mike is still around I think. He never seems to return my calls. Busy? I guess. But call a brother back sometime. Maybe he doesn't like me. I thought we was friends. Who knows? Mike, if you're out there... call me. And that is my story of all the Mike's in my life. I know, who gives a sh!t. TESLA. I don't care what you think, TESLA is awesome. Pick any record, it rocks. They're not a hair band, but unfortunately they get lumped in with the Posions, Dokkens, and Ratts of the world. But give them a chance, it's good stuff... especially their newest... 2005's Into The Now. Rock On!!!